Our Best President Ever.

Inspired by a conversation during a long bicycle ride.

Contezt:

Mssr. Taft: "Today I shall go out for my morning constitutional."

Sound effect: zzap!

Mssr. Taft: "What's this? I'm in another man's body - hideously transplanted, as though by some depraved, Frankensteinian experiment!"

Zombies: wrrooaagh (the lust for brains)

Mssr. Taft: "The moaning corpses of the dead? I shall not be deterred! Forward! Though I no longer have the twenty-five stone bulk I am accustomed to, still shall I never feel fear! Yaargh!"

Zombies: wrrooagh (pain)

Mssr. Taft: "Another victory... for AMERICA! (And me.)"