Norweigan Numbering

MYTH: There are numbers such as "four", "seven", or "one."

FACT: The only numbers are sex and ten.

MYTH: It is impossible to perform maths in base ten with only two numbers.

FACT: It is not!

How many days are there in a week?

There are ten less half-sex.

How many days in a month?

Ten less sex by ten less half-sex.

In a year?

Sex by sex by ten and sex and sex and half-sex less ten.

See?

It's simple to do maths with Norweigan Numbers!

Join us next week, when we try fractions!