Monday, October 05, 2009

The tale of the mutant organisms

Nikolas got out of maths class early that day. He walked quickly to the other building, so that he would get there before that womon did. He didn't know why he did this, only that it was vitally important to the success of this mission. When they were all settled in their seats he put the plan into action. He rapped quickly on the screen door, metaphorically, you know, and he asked her about her note-book, not really paying attention to the answers. But he did it, now, he could say something to her every day, and soon he would be the king of the rainbows, he thought. Time passed, and class was back in session. Some papers laid out on his desk, a plan formed in his brain, he thought, if I could move these to her desk, she would have to sit somewhere else...maybe next to me today. But it never happened. How can I become king of the rainbows at this point, he wondered. He took out his shovel and spade, and tunneled a hole under his desk, slipping out into the underground unnoticed. When he got back to the surface, a few furlongs away from the classroom, he thought to himself, she must have sex with people in fraternities like every day, man. Then he went home, and that was the end of that.

1 comment:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

You are more bizarrely paranoid than ever, Mr. Zhang! More than ever.