Thursday, June 07, 2007

You thought they were gone, but they're back!

1 Why did the ghost buy a sports car?

2 What do you ask a boy skating of thin ice?

3 What do you call a really bad cat?

4 What do you get when a tootsie roll explodes?

5 What did the grizzly sing in the choir?

6 How do you make the number one disappear?

7 Did you hear about the artists who held a competition?

8 What are Egyptian back doctors called?

9 Did you hear what happened with the butter?

10 What's a glue-lover's favourite snack?

Answers in comments

3 comments:

D McGhie said...

1 He wanted to impress the ghouls.
2 "Can you swim?"
3 A cat-astrophe.
4 A tootsie pop.
5 Bearitone.
6 Add a "g" to it, and it's "gone."
7 It was a draw.
8 Cairo-practors.
9 I'd better not tell you, it might spread.
10 Paste-ries.

Kelsey Higham said...

OH DEAR GOD

these are so bad
but so goood

D McGhie said...

Exactly the point.