The Chronicles of Desmond, Chapter 75: The Great Film

Yea, behold, it be true, that in the goode provynces of Isse-Lande, yea, there werre indeede a greate meeting of the myndes, yea, 'tis most verily true that the Ratte-Kinge, and the Isse-landick councilles, they didde meeteth in the greate towne halles, and yea, they didde prodeuceth the most wonderfulle and brilliante fylme that ever didde been spauneth from the depths of myndes. And now, it beckometh my greate taske to detayle thisse magnificsent ackomplishmente herre, in great detayle and veracity.

And it came to pass, that one verry fyne daye, in the Regiouns and principalities of Isse-lande, it wausse indeede decided that there should be one greate fylme, yea, that would entayle the greate history of the Regions, and of the Isse-landick kronnikles, yea, and the Ratte-Kinge didde dispatch manie messages from hisse most excellent scroll repositorie, yea, they werre indeed launched greatly at the Isse-Lande castle, and the grande councille didde reade upon it, and they didde establishe that it was worthie, and goode, and howevere, the goode King Kessler didde fynde faultes with it, but it came to pass, that he didde propose manie amendments, and yea, he didde dismyss manie aspeckts of the Ratte-Kinge's scripte as apocryphal, and yea, there was muche heated debates, and it wausse goode.

Then it came to pass that the scrpit wausse indeede revised greatly, and yea, it was much loved and enjoyed by the populaces, and yea, it wausse goode. So thusse, the Ratte-Kinge didde invyte the masses to come to the most noble Manor and Castle of the Rattes, and they didde come, and yea, the first fylmingge meeting was established.

And yea, at this meetinge, there wausse indeed much in the waye of provysions, and vittles, and beverages, and yea, there was the consumption of the essence of Sir Strawberrie, and it wausse much enjoyed by the noubles, and yea, it wausse goode. Howevere, the Ratte-Kinge, beinge unprepayred for the sheer grandeure of the fylmminge, yea, he didde manage to miscalculate many aspeckts, and it wausse goode. For example, on severale ockassions, the most excellent Fylm-Camerra didde not posess sufficient energie to powere the capturing of the Actiouns, and the noubles didde often beckme distrackted by the manie magical amusements that the Ratte-Castle didde provyde, and the Ratte-Kinge, beckominge angrie thate the noubles were not wourking to hisse specifcations, didde launch in to mad fits, and yea, he didde execute manie peoples, and it wausse goode.

And on the Second daye, yea, there wausse in the manner on manie Womens that the Ratte-Kinge didde provyde for the amusement of the noubles, and yea, they werre indeede the concubines of the Ratte-Kinge's youngerre brothere, yea, the Womons didde come and entertaint the noubles with manie manners of dancings and songs, and they didde enjoye this, and it wausse goode.

And then it came to pass that the year for the Royale Ackadamie didde come to its conclusione, and yea, the noubles were nowe readie to commence the majour fylming evente, in which there were indeede a great addition to the amount of magick amusementes that the Ratte-Castle had to offere, augmented by the wonderfulle additions of the nouble's own colletcions, and yea, there was massive consumption of the vittles, and there were wheat-based snackes, and yea, the concubuines of the Ratte-Prince were verily there, and yea, they were indeede unclothed, and yea they didde indeede performe many bizzare dances for the gentlelmente, and it wausse goode.

And yea, at last, the greate fylme was complete, and yea, it rocked the Earthe, and it wausse indeed verie verie goode.