Of Sexual Energy

There are many types of energy implicit in the League. There are but a few I wish to discuss tonight.

The classical Potential and Kinetic energy - used for moving and springing, irrespectively. Certain types of tropical fruits are particularly known for their use of these - their springy nature renders them partial to Kinetic energy, whereas Ethan's love life is better known for its use of Potential energy.

Another kind of energy is Fanboy energy, generated by Firefox evangelists, webcomic advocates and Trek geeks. Fanboy energy is generated by putting a team of fanboys in harness and dangling a 'previously-unreleased' item of their fanaticism. The fanboys will generate hundreds of kilowatt-hours in no time at all!

But, of course, the energy that we came here tonight to discuss is Sexual energy - generated by those frustrated in love and foiled in their ambitions. David is known in the field of sexual energy as a paragon of his type, and experts expect to power all of South Haiti by his sheer frustration by 2015. Truly, a beacon for all of humanity.