Thursday, February 15, 2007

Old Chronicles

Following is a several-year-old Chronicle of Desmond, one of the earliest examples of the form. The document is heavily damaged but the contents are still largely legible.
EDIT: It ate my formatting. Sorry! This used to make slightly more sense.

he K Nikolas Saga
Booke Beginning: Chapter 1: Birth of Alastor
In the begin e wasse a Man. He wasse of nobele
bloode, und life to a young lad, who wasse borne
nis livelyhood. The boy wasse Nikolas, and he did becomen
the greates sword-slayer in the kingdom. In Iselund,
Nikolas survived her Winter und he gained the strength
of many Men. And he did eat much fishe stews, with
mayanaise, and he did acquire Durendal, who
gave him greate furtitude.
Chapter 2. The Battle of the Beaks.
Nikolas went out and he did see a grate white
bird, made of the flames and ashes of the
ancestors of Galgomoth, and he did fighteth the
burd with Durendal, and he did unleash
great fury with its power. When the burd was
been slainth, Nikolas gained thy holy dominance
over his soule, and becamed Mothman.
Chapter 3. Siege at Trafalgar.
Whene Nikolas used his mothe-wings and he did fly
to the port-"city-state" of Trafalgar, who wasse
in being raided by many pirates and rappescallions.
He did see this, and moth-wings, and the
fortitude of Durendal, he did unleash a storm
of grate fury on the bandits, and he did
become a hero from the pointe on.
hapter 4. Journey to Grohgomos.
se empoured by the many bandit soules,
n strength to throw axes upward,
lugs and sand buggies on his
of Grohgumos, where the
eak havoc on the town.
Chapter 5. The sting o pent.
Nikolas did encounter the serpent, a
did slash and throw many axes
whereupon, it fell and t a larg
crystal, whereupon, it drained thy energy
from the dessert, thereby making the iced creme
melt, the cookie crumble.
Chapter 6. The Legacy of the Obelisks
As Nikolas tried to shatter the black Obelisk,
he found it created many great beasts of the
sand, which he defeated and he did gaine
their souls, und he was empoured. The now
indefatigueable Nikolas did use soul Power of
the Puppet Master to irradiate and shatter
the black crystal, restoring th dessert
to its original sugariness and deliciousness.
Fin.

1 comment:

Kelsey Higham said...

Where did you get this