Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Chronicles of Desmond, Chapter 7: A Brief History

Desmond wausse moust certainlie bourne inne Iaeiyissellaynneanndde, ande att the peake of hisse powere, hee wausse detterminned to defeate the eville tyraunte Nikkoulausse, whou was the ratte-kinge, and who didde impose manie tarriffs and taxxes, on his sitizens, and hee didde favour large busineses, and Courporationse, and he didde oppose the nationale Banke, and Desmomde did addresse all three issues, and hee did pass mannie bills and they did empouwer hisse seworde, and it did imbue it with magickkal pouerre, and hee did use itte to slay Nikoulasse, who was deffeatede.

1 comment:

Cavalcadeofcats said...

Wait, if Desmond's Andrew Jackson, why am I opposing the national bank?

Or is this something with ol' Ted?