Kelsey in the Land of the Cacti

Kelsey leapt upright. "No more!" he cried, vorpal sword held up-high. "Your Jabberwockish ways must end!"

Then he woke up. "It was all a dream!" he cried.

Then he woke up.

A Kelsey did not know how to drive. This was true! It had to be rectified.

So he went to a class!

There were girls there.

It's okay.

Kelsey has lightning bolts coming out of his eyes!

When he came home, he got chocolate AND a carp.

Yay for Kelseys!