Gomorrahea

So the man was happy. He had no homework. He was going to graduate, much like a cylinder. Then he had to go to practice. It was very boring. He was bored! Like wood. Then he spoke to a girl. He spoke in the manner of a gentleman. He told her a story of a puzzle in which the second answer was right and the first was not. And both were pleasured.

When it was over, he went visiting! And he grew tired, and weaker :( He went home and drank water, but still he was tired! And feeble. Soon he realized the truth. He suffered from an ague caused by the angry hand of God. "I should not have spoken so lasciviously to the girl!" The boy thought. But it was too late!

Then he died

THE END!