From after the last post!
21:49 ----: has he calmed down?
21:50 me: Mostly.
He's reading the illustrated Old Testament.
Looking for naked women.
"Why does the Bible have so many sexual images?"
"Holy crap, that woman's almost naked!"
Etc.
21:51 "Is it wrong that I'm trying to look for porn in the Bible?"
21:52 Hm, now I've riled him up again.
Oops.
"Now he's going to tell all the womons and they're going to hate me even more than they did before!"
Now he's trying to commit seppuku with a pencil.
He's really not very good at this.
22:09 me: Should I give ----- Ms. ---'s phone number?
I'm not sure if she'll mind.
-----: Probably not.
I mean, probably shouldn't.
She didn't give it to you to pass out.
He can always ask her for it himself.
That would be the couth way.
22:10 me: Okay.
He has been informed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," he replies.
[heavy breathing]
[sigh]
[lip-smack]
"NO! NOOOO!"
-----: Are you sure that you have placed the correct number of a's there?
me: (That sort-of mixed with an "aargh" noise.)
-----: Could you be off by some in either direction?
OK
me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Maybe.
[heavy breathing]\
22:11 [sigh]
"Argh"
"I tried to ask for her phone number, but she told me I would have to not meet a loser before she gave it out to me."
"And then I asked if I could, you know, and she was like, maybe, in one million years, in a month, and then I said "OK."
-----: He's so making that up.
22:12 me: "And then I got in my time machine, and then I traveled in time, and after all that time she still said no, and I was like "Screw that."
-----: Damn. Harsh.
22:15 me: "Yeah, I'm going to call her right now."
"Ring! Ring! Ring!"
"Hello?"
"Is this the residence of the womon?"
"Oh, bye."
"boop boop boop boop boop boop"
"Ring! Ring! Ring!"
-----: Banana phone
me: loop once
loop twice
"Oh, hey!"
22:16 "I'm doing okay."
"Oh, really?'
"Yeah, sure."
"Right now?'
"Yeah, 'kay."
"Yeahyeahyeah, that sounds fine."
"Yeah, I'll pick you up.
"
-----: ...
me: "see you, bye!"
"yeah, I have to go now."
me: "So, she said that, like,"
"She said that we should go to a movie"
"And maybe afterwards, I could come to her house, and we could, you know"
22:17 "With the music and the atmosphere and the alcohol and the bedroom"
me: "I look like some kind of uncouth scoundrel!"
22:21 me: "The hour is late. The crow calls. The moon calls me out of the shadows."
22:22 "The mist curls out of the citadel's battlements as the lone knight howls of the night's pitch blackness announcing the call of the something from the here into the future."
Dang it, he speaks with too much haste!
22:23 Reflecting, as he left:
"You know, this would have been funnier if we were both drunk at the time."
Brian: Like a crystal sphere.
me: "Also, if we were smoking marijuana."
"OH WAIT, WE WERE!"
Brian: I wonder if anyone could tell the difference.
22:24 me: Thus I shall end the second transcription blagopost.
And sleep!
And so I did.
And so I did.
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