life of kelse

kelse went to the gates and looked up into the abiss, he saw many things that were knew to him and many things that were auld to him. he saw the womon that he despysed, and that womon that he never saw before, but he formed a bond with her in his mind, like that mann in Death in vinice, except he was a paedofile, but anyway, kelse went to many lecturres, and one of his techers looked like the borate of aluminiumme (but he is not nearley as intresting, unfortounoutley), and one of then was from the canadda, and had a silly acsent, which kelse laughed at, and one of then was a cool-dude, et cettera. and he learned many thinges, he learned the laws of maxwelle, and the engines of steame, and he learned to sepeake like the russiens in the north, or syberia, and he was beleagured by astray cats in the night, such that he could not sleep, and his toiletries were up-graded, even theough they were still quite inadequate, and he saw his old compagnion, in the lecture halles, and he contemplated switching his class times such that he could hit on her more effectiveley, but he did not, becasuse he saw her once having sex with a mann.

now i will say a pysic story, at the recuest of the nikkoulouuse

there was a nikkolous

and he was imbedded into a giant resoivoir

and it conteyned

600 litres of watter,

and he was drouning

but he was quicke on his minde

and he calculated the pressure

upon him self

and he saved his skine, and

he climbed out of the watter.

then, he encountered a very large shippe, and he sailed the 7 seas

and he said to himself, how do i know how much

i will sink of flote

if i hit that iseberg

then he said to himself, i know

the laws of astrologie,

and he calculated the answer based on

the position of the star

and he say to himself,

if that hit the iceberg, then

my shippe might sink, so

he avoided it

another triumpf for asrtonology!