Certainly not advertisement for a forthcoming project.

YOU are DEREK YOUNG, NEWLY-GRADUATED SPACE-PILOT. Your career has been an ORDINARY one thus far, and you are stationed on SPACE STATION EDEN, known as A GROWER OF DELICIOUS PEACHES.

UNEXPECTEDLY, you are SELECTED FOR A SECRET MISSION by a SPACE-FORCE INTELLEGENCE AGENT. You are instructed on the task at hand: to RAID AND DESTROY A NEARBY SPACE-PIRATE BASE. Your expertise DURING YOUR TRAINING qualified you for this task; and now, you have been selected to DO THE NECESSARY.

CLIMB into your super-advanced starfighter! Quickly REFAMILIARIZE yourself with the controls! And then begin your task! A peaceful PLANETARY SYSTEM is depending on you!

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YOU are DEREK YOUNG, ACE SPACE-PILOT. Your career has been a REMARKABLE one thus far, and you are stationed on TERRA PRIME, known as HOME OF MANKIND.

STARTLINGLY, you are TAKEN ASIDE by a TEN-STAR ADMIRAL. You are instructed on the task at hand: to SAVE THE MILKY WAY FROM AN EXTRAGALACTIC MENACE. Your expertise OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR LONG AND STORIED CAREER qualified you for the task; and now, you have been selected to DO THE NECESSARY.

LEAP into your super-advanced starfighter! Quickly POCKET YOUR TEN-LEAVED CLOVER for luck! And then begin your task! A peaceful GALAXY is depending on you!

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YOU are DEREK YOUNG, ACE DISHWASHER. You live an ORDINARY LIFE on planet XTRON-BETA, working in a FACTORY COMPLEX filled with VISCOUS FLUIDS.

SUDDENLY, you are WHISKED AWAY by a GIANT PANDA. You are instructed on the task at hand: to CLEANSE YOUR KITCHEN OF DISGUSTING MICROBES. Your expertise AT YOUR PREVIOUS OCCUPATION qualified you for this task; and now, you have been selected to DO THE NECESSARY.

CLAMBER AWKWARDLY into your super-advanced starfighter! Quickly FAMILIARIZE yourself with the controls! And then begin your task! A peaceful COMMUNE OF GIANT CYBERNETIC CHIMPANZEES is depending on you!

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(I think the last of these is going to get the most work. I mean: you are whisked away by a giant panda.)

(There is nothing there that is not love.)