Another lecture by the internationally famed Professor Zhang! Everyone give him a warm round of applause as he delivers to us his newest opus, The Wonderful Dog.
once opon
a time
in a magic
kingdom
there was a terrible plague
and it caused much
devistation
and destructin
(How terrible!)
so the gods said
to the people
you must go and dispell
the plague
and then
there was a
big tree
there was this dog
who lived under the big tree
and he said to himself
hey
i think i can help
so the dog
walked around
and he thought to him self
and then he wondered in to town
also
so the dog saw some big
um
o
ok
so the gods said to him
you must save the land
from the curse
so they gave him some
supper powers
and he could like
run really fast
and like
hit things
with his head
so the dog saw some boxes on the ground
and he knew there was some
like
good meats
or something
inside
but he could not open them
so he said to the gods
how can i open this box
and they said you must use the powers that you have been given
so he concentrated
and he cut open the box
and he found some good meats
inside the box
and then he said
to himself
hmm
i am not hungry right now
i will save this food
for later
and he put it in his bag
and he wondered off
then he saw the village
it was on fire
because
of the curses
he was very distressed
at this
so he said
to the gods
how can i help put out the fire
in the villege
and they said
you must use the power that we gave you
so
he hufed
and he pufed
and he blew the fire away
then he saw
a man
in the distance
it was a very strange man
so he came to the dude and the dude said
look man
i am the strongest man in the world
i can cut you down
but the dog was like
the dog said to the strong man
look
you have to help save the world
from the curse
of the land
but the man said
no i cant
im very busy
then
he wondered off
but the dog saw what he was doing
he saw that he was in the back
of his house
drking
alcool
and like
slepeing
and he said
what a shame
and then everyone died
from the plague
the end
What a heartwarming story! One of Prof. Zhang's best. We can only hope that we'll see him again soon!
(This story is totally not Okami, by the way.)
2 comments:
My brain made itself black out three-quarters of the way through in self-defense.
Aww! But it's such a charming story!
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