Nikolas and macigagea

ONE DAYE, in the late Springe, a man who was named Nikolousse, and who did decide, quite deterministically, to go and examinate him-self, through the most complex Beaureaucracie, and the manners of the affaire of the House, and the Senatus, he did sojourn to the Table of the "Registration", and whereupon he did have many interesting Discourses with the Fellowes of the Queue, whereupon he followed many bizzarre Adventures, and it is these Journeyes that shall be chronicled herre.

IN THE BEGINNING, behold, yea, in the time before any other thing occured, before the torment of humanity, the man named Nikoulasse did go and enqueue him-self, in the queue that was designated with the lettres which corresponded to the initials of his mono-gramme, thta is to say, "The Letter 'A' unto The Letter 'L'", whereupon he did wait, and he waited until the spring faded, and the summer made the fields gold and fallow, and rich with light and warmth, and the autumn blew chill gusts amongst the groves, such that their colours turned to a prismatic hue, and the winter came and frosted the window-panes of the cobbled streetes, and the sun rose and set higher and higher in the sky, until time itself unwound into a catyclysm, and nothingness over-took the world, and the skyes turned to dust, and red gold, and the universe imploded, and when he had waited enough, he did approach the front of the queue, and he did register with the bureaucrats, and they said, "Let there be a table and chairs", and there was a table, and there were chairs, and the man named Nikolous dequeued him-self, and seated himself upon the seates, and it was good. And they said, "Let there be a test", and there was a test, and the man named Nikolas did fill his informations upon it, pouring his mind into it, in the manner of a man writing down his life story, or his memoirs, and contained his entire livliehood into it, and it was good. However, the interesting discourses that Nikolas did partake of while he had enqueued him-self have been carelessly ommited, thusly, they shall be discussed henceforth.

BEHOLD, the man named Nikolas did not confine himself to his own amusements, with his gyroscopes, he did entertain many interesting people, and younge girls, and it was goode. Yea, behold, he did celebrate the passing of his anniversarie, and that of a young lady, with whom the Nikolas was stood next to, for a period of time, and there was much partying, and loud musick, and drunkenness, and caviar, and wines, and breads with honey, and it was good. Then, the Nikolas, peace be upon him, did come unto the grand lobby, whereupon he discovered his soul-descendant, a small man of the subcontinent, and he was shocked at the primiitve learinings of his son, and he did take upon his knee, and he instructed him in the ways of the world, and the ways a good gentle-man should be educated, and he did instruct his son in the Chymistry, and the management of the Economy, and of Classical Literature, and the young man, enlightened, danced about in joy, and glee, and triumph, and he circled the seas in a boat he built with his own hands, and he did thwart pirates, and it was goode.

MEANWHILST, yea, the king, the Nikolas, lord of the Aegean Sea, prince of Peloponnesia, resumed his time, this time after having sat down at the magic table, now did discourse with many fine young ladies, such that they were a harem for him, a gift from his father, the king of Arabia, and he did make delicate gestures in his sliken clothes, as he lounged at that table, and it was good. However one of his concubines was indeed the soul-descendant of the ghost of his dead brother's dead wife, both of whom were slain at his own hand, and he did see a strong resemblance to her, and which filled him with such guilt and aversion, and fear, and disgust, and terror, he was forced to put his silken robe back on, and assume a decent position, and it was goode. And when he had done this, he inquired of the lady, who looked like his sister, in law, and whom he had slain:

"Känner jag dig?"

And to this she said:

"Jag har många småsyskon."

Then he asked:

"Har du en syster som heter Marie?"

To which she replied.

"Jag har tre broder men jag kan inte deras namn. Kanske Paul."

Then he apoligiesed profuseley.

FINALLY, after the Nikolas had finished, he did rerturn to the royale chariot, such that it rode around the Earth ten times before he returned to his home, and it was good.