Nikoals the Wanderer

Nikolasuad was bourne in a smalle towne in the farre easte, where there wausse indeede a greate famyne, and there wasue a courne, and nikolas did go into the cayve to fetche itte, and the towne rejoicces, and yea, it wausse goode.

And they sang a song of nikolas:

Nikolas wausse a sillie little fellowe

and he lyved in the foreste amonge

the nymphes and the sprytes, and the elfes

and he often pransed arounde the trees

which wausse where he fertylysed them

with his bodilie fluides

and yea it wausse goode