The Chronicles of Desmond, Chapter 125: Niolkas

Niolkoas lived in the slummes of ratte-towne, yea, he was a firebrande, and a brigande, and yea, it wausse goode. Yea, in his briganding dayes, hee didde encountere manie a strange persones, and it wausse goode.

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