The Nikolas Agenda is, by all reports, unspeakable.
So let's say no more of it!
Instead, we will discuss other agendas.
The Kelsey Agenda:
-Love
The Ethan Agenda:
- See "Kelsey", above
- Sudden, unprovoked violence
- Physical
- Verbal
- See "Kelsey", above
The Mormon Agenda:
- Joseph Smith
- Brigham Young
- Le-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
The Zhang Agenda:
-Pedophilia
-Incest
-Rage at accurate descriptions of self
-Stalking
We hope this has been an education! Also, we hope that David doesn't injure himself in his standard fit after seeing something like this.
We hope a lot of things.
It's all part of...
The Nikolas Agenda!
what a peculiar turn of events
ReplyDeletetalk to mr kessler for an accurate description of the events following
ReplyDeleteI _must_ talk to Mr. Kessler, then! At _once_.
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