Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Are you ready for action... or possibly lame jokes?

1 What did the world-champion weight lifter ask for at the seafood restaurant?
2 What do you get when you cross a chicken with a messy room?
3 Why do you put film in the fridge?
4 What can you use to put a slice of pizza back in the pie?
5 What did the policeman say to his belly?
6 Why should you never take a Pokémon in the restroom with you?
7 What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

4 comments:

  1. 1 The mussels!
    2 A scrambled egg!
    3 To get cool pictures of course.
    4 Tomato paste.
    5 "You're under a vest!"
    6 Because it could PIKACHU.
    7 Every morning you will rise and shine.

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  2. Sir, you are what you have always been.

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