Friday, September 14, 2007

Resurrection of THE BAD JOKES!

1 What would you get if 700 stamps were running 100 miles per hour?
2 A stegosaurus could grow up to how many feet?
3 What do you get when you cross a camel and a whale?
4 Why don't oysters give to charity?
5 What do you call a bison in the back of a pickup truck?
6 What do you call 10 robbers on a surfboard?
7 What does a mother ghost say to her children when they get in the car?
8 Where does a duck go when it has the flu?
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4 comments:

  1. D McGhie14 September 2007 at 14:53

    1 A stampede
    2 Just the four
    3 A humpback whale
    4 Because they're shellfish
    5 A buffaload
    6 A crime wave
    7 Put on your sheet belts
    8 The ducktor

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  2. Kelsey Higham14 September 2007 at 17:40

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  3. Cavalcadeofcats14 September 2007 at 20:05

    Return of the Devin! Oh the terror.

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  4. Kelsey15 September 2007 at 00:17

    IT BURNS USSSS

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