With these abs, I have power unparalleled. I can cut a full-grown cow in half, with just two fingers!
Lo!
Extend, and...
STRIKE!
You may have heard of the city of Calcutta. It was once named Sutanuti. They named it after me once they saw me demonstrate the astounding power of my abs - slicing two cows in half, one with each ab - while riding a motorcycle over a dozen flaming buses.
That is real ultimate power.
To clarify: Calcutta=Cow-cutter.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this post is based on comments I made to my sibling and father regarding the magnificence of my 'abs.' (To break character further: my biceps.)
THAT IS SO HARDCORE.
ReplyDeleteit is frightening
ReplyDeleteThe frog faints with terror of the abs.
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