BY NICHOLAS FEINBERG
(A dark room, with bed in corner, bare walls)
ROSHAN: Oh, where am I? Look, a space heater!
swings space heater, hitting his testicles in the process
crawls through the duct
REBECCA: oh hey it's you!
DAIMONE: hey let me come inside too
joins
applause
LATER:
ROSHAN: You freemasons! My kite will defeat you!
Kite transforms into fighting kite
and flies arond the room
and kills the king freemason
later, the DAIMON escapes and ravages the town
DAIMONE: ok
they do
THE END
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ReplyDeleteOh, no! Roshan! Don't you see? The daimone's just using you!
ReplyDeletePoor Roshan.
applause
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