Thursday, June 07, 2007

You thought they were gone, but they're back!

1 Why did the ghost buy a sports car?

2 What do you ask a boy skating of thin ice?

3 What do you call a really bad cat?

4 What do you get when a tootsie roll explodes?

5 What did the grizzly sing in the choir?

6 How do you make the number one disappear?

7 Did you hear about the artists who held a competition?

8 What are Egyptian back doctors called?

9 Did you hear what happened with the butter?

10 What's a glue-lover's favourite snack?

Answers in comments
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3 comments:

  1. D McGhie07 June 2007 at 12:46

    1 He wanted to impress the ghouls.
    2 "Can you swim?"
    3 A cat-astrophe.
    4 A tootsie pop.
    5 Bearitone.
    6 Add a "g" to it, and it's "gone."
    7 It was a draw.
    8 Cairo-practors.
    9 I'd better not tell you, it might spread.
    10 Paste-ries.

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  2. Kelsey Higham07 June 2007 at 12:48

    OH DEAR GOD

    these are so bad
    but so goood

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  3. D McGhie07 June 2007 at 12:51

    Exactly the point.

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